Wednesday, March 29, 2023

Banker Piggy

Banker Piggy

If I was a ball of fuzz, I'd probably have to retire as bank president.

I used to know a guy who didn't realize that he was stupid until it came time to stand and face the music, and he didn't have a clue about which direction to turn. He became a banker.

Bankers aren't professionally stupid — they're just plain stupid, because who would willingly wear a costume like that?

Bankers aren't professionally stupid until they get at least a "C" grade during training.

If you want to grow up to be a banker you have to realize that it is impossible to do both.

Whatever happened to crypto-currency? Right — I thought so.

If the idea of crypto-currency is that it operates without regulation or trusted intermediaries, then why are there so many people out there saying that it's a good deal, because you can trust them?

I never met a banker who wouldn't look better on the hood of a car.

 


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