Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, have indicated that Sunday will again be the date of the annual Lawn Chair Festival, when everyone sets up their recently repaired and refurbished, freshly washed and waxed turf furniture for inspection by the Neighborhood Decency Association for Decent Neighborhoods and Orderly Tomorrows. I guess this requires a response — which reminds me that I still have that two-gallon bucket of diarrhea in the freezer. Will need to give it some thought, because with diarrhea, your first shot is your only shot, especially if you thaw it out first.
Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, are now preparing the opening celebrations of "Doily Week". It actually goes on for the entire month, given the depth of the subject, and the time needed to write, edit, and publish their commemorative magazine and YouTube series.
Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, are sending their children to school soon. They had been homeschooling, until that became tiresome, so from now on they'll let government drones do the indoctrinating. (As soon as, it should be noted, that they actually find themselves in possession of breathing children.)
Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, are speculating about the possible financial rewards of soup recycling, because who else thought of that? Seems like an overlooked field of possibly unlimited liquid opportunities.
Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, got tired of homeschooling after they discovered that it was more work than telling their kids to pray, and giving them Jesus Action Figure coloring books.
Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, have declared a war on waste, given the climate crisis, and they immediately declared a truce, to save resources, and endless pointless effort.
Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, want to start a preschool for gifted children, specifically for children whose parents have gifted them at least $10 million to cover expenses. They'll give it a year or two and see how it goes. No refunds. Not in the plan.
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Me? Staying out of the line of fire.
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so says eff: sporadic spurts of grade eff distraction
definitions: outdoor terms
fiyh: dave's little guide to ultralight backpacking stoves
boyb: dave's little guide to backpacks
snorpy bits: nibbling away at your sanity
last seen receding: missives from a certain mobile homer
noseyjoe: purposefully poking my proboscis into technicals
