I am a survivor of the Sparkle Wars. Mom was too, but she died, so I don't know if she still qualifies.
Even though Mom survived the Sparkle Wars, and despite the fact that she died, I didn't inherit her whole Sparkle Barbie collection (still boxed), so who do you think came out ahead on that deal?
Sparkle Wars, latest casualty report — All Barbies and Kens have been destroyed, with flamethrowers. Some residual sizzling heard, if you listen closely, along with scattered applause from a selection of onlookers.
Sparkle Wars, roasted marshmallow division — Probably self-explanatory. Residual taste of smoking plastic. You get what you pay for.
I am a survivor of the Sparkle Wars, even though I wanted no part of this, and have never glowed in the dark, and never wanted to, recent movies notwithstanding.
Not much for Sparkle. I prefer beer. Any beer. Glitz is another matter. I'll keep my views on that one to myself. Flame on.
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Me? Even after all these years, I actually do still glow in the dark.
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so says eff: sporadic spurts of grade eff distraction
definitions: outdoor terms
fiyh: dave's little guide to ultralight backpacking stoves
boyb: dave's little guide to backpacks
snorpy bits: nibbling away at your sanity
last seen receding: missives from a certain mobile homer
noseyjoe: purposefully poking my proboscis into technicals
