Captain Vaguely-Unpleasant Odor came by last week but this time, at least, chose not to linger.
Captain Underpants doesn't even have a decent raincoat.
Captain Unrelenting Dry Heaves does not often find himself invited to parties anymore. (Things were different when we were all so much younger.)
Captain Twerb is still looking for a reason to exist or a decent logo, whichever manifests itself first. He's pretty well given up on ever having even a reasonably-intimidating costume by now, so his options are quickly fading.
Captain Tutti-Frutti probably needs no introduction, right? You already know where this could go, so what's the point then? Right?
Captain Twelve-Inch Swagger Stick has been repatriated to his century of birth.
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