Went to the doctor the other day. The doctor said "There ain't no cure for the summertime blues. That'll be $2476.92 please."
What color is repulsive? It's about time to repaint everyone I work with.
Went to Paris to see that famous Moaning Lisa painting but she was all quiet and just sat there chewing her cud or something, or waiting to fart, or whatnot, so I went out and had a pizza, which saved the day, let me tell you. From now on it's pizza and wine and maybe some ice cream if I'm feeling frisky, and I can do all that at home just as well any day of the week.
Went for a walk before lunch. Didn't see any rats. So I guess they didn't see me either. We're tied now.
What do you get if you cross a paperclip with a caramel apple? (Asking so I know something.)
Well, they just uncovered the food trough, so we're getting close. Soon's the swill starts flowing I'm gettin my snout right down in there. Nothin like home-sloppin to make a guy feel like he's in the right place.
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Me? Recently experienced an involuntary regurgitation episode.
