The first thing that happened today was diarrhea. I can't wait to see what's next. Surprise me, Life, I dare you to try.
The food is here, but I'm not. This happens all too often these latter days. Now I have to check and see if I actually exist.
The haggis days of summer: coming soon, I bet.
"The highest purpose is to have no purpose at all. This puts one in accord with nature, in her manner of operation." -- John Cage This is also the motto of The Institute for the Growing Catastrophe, brought to you by The Home Shouting Channel.
There are no crevasses in Bananaland, unless they're in the fruitcake, but that is an elusive terrain.
There once was a time when a fur coat couldn't get elected to public office without someone inside it. True.
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Me? Diarrhea. I mean, hey. Weren't you listening?
