I tried racing robots in the hundred meter dash, but came in last, again. So, to prove that I'm a gracious loser, I bought them all a pass to the health club showers. Zip! Zap! Zop! Kablooy! Water — very interesting substance, not to be underestimated.
If humanoid robots are the future, then maybe robotoid humans are the future's future, but I'm already there, as everyone keeps telling me.
If humanoid robots replace actual human wait-staff, I won't start eating out, except only my girlfriend. If I ever have a girlfriend. Anyhow — no change that I can see in my life.
So we have self-driving cars, prerecorded pets, robot olympics, and then when do we have self-eating food? And will it clear up my diarrhea?
When I was 10 years old I thought that robots were really neat, and I wanted to be a cowboy, a fireman, and a space astronaut. Now that I'm older I just want to stay home and masturbate.
I hum happily while recharging, and who wouldn't? Who wouldn't?
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Me? Getting most of my fun from driving screws.
