Thursday, September 23, 2010

Whistle Me A Happy

Simplicity in the Age of Everything

Have you ever decided to put your lips together and blow?

I mean, in a happy way, a carefree way.

Maybe you haven't, but you could. If you wanted to.

But maybe you have done it. You have put your lips together and tweetled a lively, comforting, life-affirming tune because.

Because you felt good about something.

And because you wanted to let some of it out so it could fly around the universe and make others happy too.

So you whistled, which almost everyone can do.

What you did not do was to whip out your full-size replica Salt Lake Tabernacle organ sporting 11,623 pipes, or fire up that Moog Synthesizer you were dragging along in your tabernacle-sized red wagon.

If you wanted to whistle, you whistled. Intimately, simply, cleanly, instantly.

And that whistle did what you wanted done.

And only that.

Which is the point, or points: simplicity, relevance, sufficiency, intimacy.

It ain't different with web sites. Not one bit.

I recently heard a great ad. Well, the ad wasn't great in itself, but what it offered was. Verizon has a plan whereby you can sign up, at $40 a month for wireless internet data service. A bunch of wireless internet data service.

Since I loathe the option I have now I thought I'd check the Verizon site.

Bad, bad, bad.

It's very pretty.

It's very bad.

Starting with the trendy aspects, it has that light gray text on a slightly lighter gray background. Luckily browsers these days can blow off style sheets and return a person to 1995, though my first choice is to simply enlarge the view. I had to do both of these before I could actually read anything. Tiny, faint text is not good design.

Part deux, the view.

The top third of the page was visible but the bottom third covered up most of the middle third. I can't fathom how they did this. More clever, trendy design. I have absolutely never seen this before. So very, very clever of them.

Let's not mention how to find detailed information.

On second thought, let's.

Forget it.

There are tantalizing crumbs hidden here and there among the fine looking design fillips, but you know? I didn't want to hunt for crumbs. I wanted to take big bites and actually come away informed. Not easy, my friend.

Like how to find if my address is covered by Verizon, and if so, by what services.

Should be easy, right?

They have a map, from Google. I know this! Google maps! OK!

But this one has a cute twist. Because they're smart, these designers! And trendy! And ahead of the curve! And think outside the box! And yet somehow have not escaped stupid cliches!

And that is. That the map. Shows various kinds of coverage in different colors, all of which look the same to me.

And there is. No alternative.

Good old black-and-white crosshatching would have been fine. Even better guess what?

How about a little box next to my address (which I had to enter). A little box that listed the services available at that address? My address. In text? Would old-fashioned ASCII text be too old fashioned?

No. It would work. I know how to make text work, since first grade. I can read. There are no confusing colors involved at all.

But there I was at a lovely web site, ever so complex and cleverly designed, that I could not get information from.

Precisely because. It was. Ever so complex and cleverly designed.

Think twice, Boys, and think again, then trice. And think some more.

What is it you really want to do, and what is it you really need to do, and do those two coincide at all? Huh?

Think, huh?

Is a great, with-it, up-to-the-minute design worth having if it drives potential customers away?

"We don't care about you now, so don't expect us to care about you later because we are too insanely awesome to care about impressing anyone but ourselves." Is this the message you want to send?

Is your business so cool that you do not need customers?

I have not become a Verizon customer.

Want to guess why?

The Revenge of the Intuitive Turn off the options, and turn up the intimacy. By Brian Eno

From buznutt

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Loneliness is when you dont know yourself.

 Times of India:   An island, a rock

People don't get the fact that in this world of talkative, monophobic individuals, on whom the welfare of cafes and phone companies rely, there also exists a minority who likes to be left alone and theyre not suicidal either. Go

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Famous Is Famous

If you're famous, you can get away with anything! William Burroughs spent the last ten years painting, and makes a lot more money out of his painting than he does out of his previous writing. If you establish yourself in one field, it's possible that people then take you seriously in another. Maybe too seriously. I know lots of great photographers who are a lot better than me, who don't have a big, pretty coffee table book like I have. I'm lucky. -- Allen Ginsberg

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Wednesday, September 08, 2010

I Am Finally Rich

 Doing the Bopp:    Things have just gotten so much bette.

Washington State's campaign finance laws are about to be changed by court fiat. The force behind this, James Bopp Jr., was a mover in getting corporations defined as citizens under the "Citizens United" U.S. Supreme Court ruling. According to him there is no problem. The rich always have an advantage, but the solution is simply for everyone to become rich. Once that happens we will have a level playing field. Considering that Exxon Mobil reported the largest annual profit in US history in 2009 ($45.22 billion), most of us have a way to go. But it's actually much better than that. We are already rich. One third of humanity lives on $2 a day or less, and th e next third isn't much better off, so all Americans, even those living in cardboard boxes and cadging quarters on the sidewalk are actually rich by world standards. Then rejoice, my fellow Americans. Now you can put your pocket change directly up against Rupert Murdoch's $100 million gift to the Republican Governors Conference without shame or fear. You obviously will prevail since you are now also rich. WA story

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Monday, September 06, 2010

Swedes v. Hats

"Living in Gothenburg, Sweden, hats are not easy to come by, wide-brimmed hats even worse," says Per-Erik Ekberg, a man with a suspiciously Swedish-sounding name. So maybe he knows. Nevertheless, he likes the Duluth Trading Company Crusher Hat. Go figure.

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Sunday, September 05, 2010

Perused By Bears

 AlterNet:   What Happened When I Decided to Live Out My Ultimate Escape Fantasy

There was that little voice inside that had never gone away. Go

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Friday, September 03, 2010

Cuba! Cuba!

 Global Lens:   Cuba: Time to go

Have you wanted to visit Cuba for a while? Go

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