Saturday, April 06, 2024

Boodle Doo

Boodle Doo

Yours is bigger than mine, but not as much fun, especially at home, alone, with lots of ice cream.

Yesterday I thought of something clever. Now I'm back to being a dope. Still ugly too. #MyLifeAsATaillessApe

When will we decriminalize bugs?

Whatever happened to my pants? They couldn't have run away from home, could they? So lonely now.

Torque Treat: Using the included rope, bind victim, twist, tie off, eat cake with beer. Follow up with torrential toast.

My father, a self-taught ignoramus, has now left for parts unknown, with all his own parts.

 


Have anything worth adding? Then try sosayseff@nullabigmail.com
Me? Holding steady. Holding something. Something squishy though. Not that pleasant.

 

Etc...

so says eff: sporadic spurts of grade eff distraction
definitions: outdoor terms
fiyh: dave's little guide to ultralight backpacking stoves
boyb: dave's little guide to backpacks
snorpy bits: nibbling away at your sanity
last seen receding: missives from a certain mobile homer
noseyjoe: purposefully poking my proboscis into technicals