Captain Immediate. No appointment necessary. Walk-ins mandatory. Open now. Don't tarry.
Captain Esperanto speaks in tongues so don't expect to catch his drift. Shake your head slowly and sidle off. He usually catches on, but occasionally attacks.
Captain Mediocre can't seem to stand out from the crowd. Any crowd.
Captain Ordinary was checked out by the authorities and found to be within spec — about average for his kind.
Captain Please, now rumored to be engaged to Captain ThankYou.
Captain Thirty-Something is getting to be a bit to old for the job description. Might have to promote to Captain Middle Management or go on disability.
Have anything worth adding? Then try sosayseff@gmail.com
Me? Still in charge of something. Something.
Etc...
so says eff: sporadic spurts of grade eff distraction
definitions: outdoor terms
fiyh: dave's little guide to ultralight backpacking stoves
boyb: dave's little guide to backpacks
snorpy bits: nibbling away at your sanity
last seen receding: missives from a certain mobile homer
noseyjoe: purposefully poking my proboscis into technicals
