Wednesday, May 04, 2022

Pee Here, Pee Now

Pee Here, Pee Now

Behind Door Number Three we have a bucket of pee. Lucky you, avoiding the maggot stew behind Door Number Two.

If I were 10 feet tall I could pee on your head.

Pee tea. That's what did it.

Pretty soon now something will happen. If I just wait long enough. Also, I have to pee. This happens a lot.

Wednesday Over Easy: Get up to pee. Go back to bed. Stay there.

What's in it? I wondered, so I opened it, looked up, and saw myself peering down into my house. Can't take a piss in peace around here.

 


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