Wednesday, January 04, 2023

P&T Girly Time

P&T Girly Time

Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, encourage you to celebrate birthdays because why not? It's so obvious and ordinary that they're a bit peeved that they even have to mention it.

Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, have decided that they need to spiff up their image, but they can't figure out what that means, so they're going out for coffee every day this month. (They prefer the stuff in a can.)

Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, have decided to hold a contest — you drop a note into the prize bucket with the name of your favorite color on it, and the winner will be the person that they agree with, if anyone.

Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, still can't decide which shade of beige is scandalously overstimulating.

Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, have filed a patent for the "Do Nothing Mommy" doll. It's the first known such filing for an invention that does not work, which is what they are planning to not do when the money begins to roll in.

Pat and Trite, the Obvious Sisters, have created a full line of accessories for "Tiny Trite", their new "Baby Do Nothing" doll. Each one is expensive and useless, to match their hot-selling (hopefully) mommy doll.

 


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Me? Have taken up mushroom snuffling.

 

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so says eff: sporadic spurts of grade eff distraction
definitions: outdoor terms
fiyh: dave's little guide to ultralight backpacking stoves
boyb: dave's little guide to backpacks
snorpy bits: nibbling away at your sanity
last seen receding: missives from a certain mobile homer
noseyjoe: purposefully poking my proboscis into technicals