"If God didn't exist we'd have to invent him," said someone. Someone sexist, and stupid. "Would have to invent?" As if we never didn't, always, 'K?
Found the perfect house. Neighborhood's too expensive though. God lives there and everyone wants to move in next door. And there's a whole lot of howling going on every Sunday.
Saw God at the supermarket again, comparing the prices of canned beans, again. Bought the cheap ones, again. This does say a lot about how things got to be this way.
God farts a lot. Probably the beans. Always buys the cheapest ones. Always. Nobody dares to say anything. Check.
The very first time that God said "Let there be light," the universe simply farted, rolled over, and went back to sleep.
Total food fight: God v Universe. I'll watch when it's on TV, if nothing else is.
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Me? Can't breathe in here. WTF?
Etc...
so says eff: sporadic spurts of grade eff distraction
definitions: outdoor terms
fiyh: dave's little guide to ultralight backpacking stoves
boyb: dave's little guide to backpacks
snorpy bits: nibbling away at your sanity
last seen receding: missives from a certain mobile homer
noseyjoe: purposefully poking my proboscis into technicals
