Wednesday, September 06, 2023

Didn't Plan It This Way

Didn't Plan It This Way

Fructose Fantasies — whatever works for you. Sweet too. (May result in sticky lips. Not guaranteed to be healthy.)

Fulsom Honeydew, my new girlfriend. Hey — never had one before. Says she likes my eyelashes. Slightly over-ripe. Squeaks a little when I run my finger along her side. This could be fun.

Glacial mice. Like dustbunnies but bigger, and made of rock. Non-negotiable.

Give peace a sex change.

Hamsters aren't the only ones who worry about both nuts and the Fermi Paradox.

(1) Happiness is best achieved when not directly pursued. -- Aristotle (2) Happiness is just another word for minty-fresh enema bags. -- Dave

I really didn't expect this. But things do happen. They do. So, then.

 


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so says eff: sporadic spurts of grade eff distraction
definitions: outdoor terms
fiyh: dave's little guide to ultralight backpacking stoves
boyb: dave's little guide to backpacks
snorpy bits: nibbling away at your sanity
last seen receding: missives from a certain mobile homer
noseyjoe: purposefully poking my proboscis into technicals