Captain Bushy Nose Hairs came by and asked if I had any shampoo he could borrow, he was all out, but I could still see some foam in his nostrils so I knew something was up. Never did trust that guy. Gave him half a tube of dog wash.
Captain Smelly Butt hasn't come around for a real long time and you know, it's getting so I prefer things this way.
Captain Lawn Clippings thought he had a pretty good deal going I guess, until I caught on to him, and let the cat pee on his new pickup truck a couple of times, so we'll see how he likes that one.
Captain Full Thrust Nozzles has been on vacation for a few weeks, out there bothering someone else and we are very happy back here.
Captain Amazingly Stupid will be coming here for lunch. And we are all hoping that it will be right before we set the place on fire. Got our lawn chairs set up already.
Captain Amazingly Inappropriate Music insists on tootling his nose flute at company dinners. Since he owns the company and pays for the meal, there wasn't a whole lot we could do besides farting along, in unison. Somehow, to our great relief, he ran out of gas first.
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