Captain All Frilly In Lace was discovered to be an actual female person, though it's still true that no one likes the way she smells. Yes, with her nose, but it's the other sense of the word that really has been commanding our attention lately.
Captain Automatic had some new parts installed (at a quickie 24/7 outpatient while-you-wait surgery joint). Now he can perform wonders in the passing lane (without breaking a sweat, I hear, or wind). Must ask Captain Anonymous what I should think about this.
Captain Erratic didn't get invited to the party because he bounces around too much. They're talking about revoking his exercise permit. Maybe then. Give it a week.
Captain Largely Incoherent committed a fairly significant blooper this week, upon making an utterance that everyone agreed was reasonable and modest. He has now gone into hiding until the profound silence slowly dissipates.
Captain Moldy Underpants blames it all on his mother, but won't define "it". (We too remain skeptical. No one has ever seen this "mother" thing.)
Captain MTF Trans is confused again. OK, fine — this is a no-fault gathering of nominal equals, but I'm still not paying for the insurance.
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