Nice to see you. According to Wikipedia, you have hair growing in unusual spots, like under your porch, right?
Nice to see you. Are you always this color?
Nice to see you. Can I have your shoes if you die before we finish lunch?
Nice to see you. I've heard about you. Your hobby is selling paint, right? Well, I admire paint. Maybe we should talk about something.
Nice to see you. That's some amazing skin you have, especially the saggy wattles. I used to know a Saggy Wattles. She worked in Accounting.
Nice to see you. The two of us together weigh exactly the same as a large bag of chickens. How about we dance and act crazy and have a yard sale?
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Me? Got my tentacles all warmed up and ready to tango.
