Sin Hugo, my alter ego, is not a nice guy, but then what would you expect with that name? Marcella Wonderful is something else again, a real nice guy.
And wouldn't you know — Marcella Wonderful didn't turn out to be that great either, not according to me. I mean, am I supposed to trust someone who steals my lint collection? I think not. Please quote me every now and then.
If I had been born an artichoke, I wouldn't be sitting her now, and neither would my friend Spud Applejuice.
The carrot people didn't attack today. They never do any more.
Don't you think it's loud in here? I can't even hear the carrot people not attacking again.
Seriously though — when did this all start? I mean the voices in your head. I can even hear them across the table. Some of them are calling you a dick.
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Me? No. Just no.
