Don't eat dirt. It tastes bad. Too dry. Gritty. May contain greater than trace amounts of dog shit.
Found some dog poop on my shoe. Attached to a dog. Big one. A bad day for me.
Fred said he invented a perpetual motion machine and then it crawled off while he was napping and ate the dog. So I might buy one.
Grandma's AK-47 tuneups & target practice — free if you bring your own target dog.
I bought a stick yesterday. Fine. Strong. Perfectly-engineered. Thought I was set for life. Then, wouldn't you know, right away along came this growling dog, and I had to throw my new stick at it. And now they've been discontinued. And I have a dog that won't leave me alone.
I got a dog yesterday. I came home with it attached to my leg. Now, if I could just get some women to bite...
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