Dicky Pickles: Pat dry using napkin. Stuff into pockets. Go for a walk. Feel clever while looking stupid. #Yep.
Found more lint under the refrigerator. Something is going on around here when I'm not looking.
I got past the police again. But only because they weren't looking for me. Close call. #TheTrialsOfAnonymousJoe
I was looking for love, but kept getting redirected to OKStupid.
I'm not rich or powerful, famous, interesting or good looking, which means that Donald Trump and I have at least one thing in common besides nose hairs.
I'm much better looking in person than by postcard though.
Have anything worth adding? Then try sosayseff+snorp@gmail.com
Me? Thinking about getting wheels.
