Wednesday, April 12, 2023

Haven't Seen Dad For A While

Haven't Seen Dad For A While

Haven't seen much of Dad for a while. I understand that he's been dead lately. It's always something.

Did you know that Dad died? Been a few years now, but dang if he isn't still climbing out of that hole about every Tuesday.

If Dad had been an oyster, I would have said more than 'shucks'. I mean, the amount of fungus growing on that thing was enough to turn you off dead people forever. And he had no personality either, even when he was alive.

Saw Dad running naked through the financial district again. Some sort of ad campaign targeting the dead, or maybe just naked guys. He does both.

Saw Dad running through the mall again yesterday. Who says that naked dead guys have no fun?

Saw Dad at the mall, running around naked and frightening people. Gotta hand it to him though — that's pretty good for a guy who's been dead for two years.

 


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Me? Avoiding all dead zones such as high school reunions.

 

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so says eff: sporadic spurts of grade eff distraction
definitions: outdoor terms
fiyh: dave's little guide to ultralight backpacking stoves
boyb: dave's little guide to backpacks
snorpy bits: nibbling away at your sanity
last seen receding: missives from a certain mobile homer
noseyjoe: purposefully poking my proboscis into technicals