Acupuncture has stood the test of time.
Acupuncture is over 3,000 years old.
The energetic flow of qi through the body follows a specific order:
Beginning with the Lungs, the energy continues its flow to the large intestines and then follows this order:
- Lungs —-> Large Intestine
- Spleen <— Stomach
- Heart —> Small Intestine
- Kidney <— Urinary Bladder
- Pericardium —-> San Jiao
- Liver <— Gallbladder
- Liver back to Poopy-Hole
OK, got that?
Each organ corresponds with a specific time of day when it has the most energy present. Each organ system has a channel or meridian. Many of these channels correlate to fascial tissue pathways. Using modern physiology and ancient medicine, acupuncture can reduce tension and inflammation, to eliminate the cause of pain and imbalance. (Yay, right? Thought so. Read on.)
If you are interested in using ancient knowledge and want to avoid using pharmaceuticals, acupuncture is a great option. Please look at my google business “Pokey-Merican Pokie-Puncture” to see reviews other patients have left, the ones that lived. There are more of them than of the others, so we're cool with that.
I am...
- USA trained, and licensed in parts of California and New York
- Over 10 years of experience
- Specializing in pain symptoms, sports injuries, chronic pain, TV butt
- Native English speaker
- Fluent in medical Spanish
- Can provide home visits
- Home office just a 5 minute walk from Rio Rio park the Avenida de Las Avenidas
- Vaccinated against rabies by Shaman Elizabeth
$50 per treatment, dead or alive.
Please text or email with questions, or send carrier lizard or small child with note.
dick-bollacks@qmail.com
+1 796 619 1833 9762 (Thursdays before 1 a.m. but after 2 a.m.)
Dr. Dick Dick
Calle Canton Gualaceo y Avenida de las Avenidas
Disclaimer: Disease goes back way farther than 3000 years, requires no training or advertising, and it is free. Sometimes works better than my poking.
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