Saturday, April 15, 2023

Captains Shuttered

Captains Shuttered

Captain Anonymous got lost on the way home from the cat clinic. Couldn't even ask for directions because no one recognized him. I know the feeling.

Captain Anonymous — frequently mistaken for someone else, also widely unknown, but never complains. That's the whole point anyway, isn't it?

Captain Average. Not much else to say there.

Captain Involuntary Bowel Movements was seen experiencing conniptions again, which don't happen quite so often any more, so it is encouraging to know that at least one person of note is attempting to carry on while showing at least some restraint.

Captain Random Craziness is, as you might guess, a lot of fun at parties.

Captain Suburban Shopping Mall, Captain Lower Burleigh County, Captain Renfrew, and Captain Volunteer Little League Coach — all on my team now. So very lucky, me. Very, very lucky, me.

 


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Me? Curtains — I'm still hiding behind the curtains where it's safe.

 

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so says eff: sporadic spurts of grade eff distraction
definitions: outdoor terms
fiyh: dave's little guide to ultralight backpacking stoves
boyb: dave's little guide to backpacks
snorpy bits: nibbling away at your sanity
last seen receding: missives from a certain mobile homer
noseyjoe: purposefully poking my proboscis into technicals