Been feeling a tad cranky lately, so I went and chased the neighbor's dog around the block a while, and bit his ass a few times and eventually got some relief. I feel good for a change.
Dog festering. Nothing unusual there. Just put a bandage on it and come back next year.
I had a chili dog today, for a while, until it ran away with a bowl of munch nuggets.
It looks like another big soccer championship is in progress. They seem to have one of these every day of the week — guys running around and doing a lot of kicking. They all used to have dogs, but balls are more popular in the modern age. So now they kick their balls.
What do dog catchers do with the dogs they catch, and why are there no cat catchers? There has to be demand. Grab a pussy and give it some love rubs, for crying out loud. At least once in your life.
So the power is off again, and just as I was about to electrocute the neighbor's dog too. Go figure. No fun around here, so I guess I'll just have to unleash the alligators instead. Lesson for life there — Always have a backup. (And don't fucking bark all night either.)
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