I saw Dad on Thursday. He was coming out of a church, riding on someone's coffin. He just can't get enough of that recently-post-dead stuff. Maybe they'll bury him deeper this time.
Due to climate change I'm no longer wearing clothes, except Tuesdays and Thursdays, if it's snowing somewhere.
Every other Thursday afternoon something happens. I personally don't get out much, but have been informed about this by those in the know.
Harmless Thursdays were invented by Harmony Handles and her alter egret, Harmony Honkweezer. I don't know the rest of the story but it's time for lunch anyway, so just drop it, OK?
I got attacked by rats yesterday, which was a bit off. They usually do this only on alternate Thursdays in July in years divisible by 437, so something weird is definitely going on around here.
I really don't have much use for Thursdays any more, so I've decided to sell all of mine, but I can't seem to find the right category on Craigslist. Any suggestions out there?
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Me? Having less fun than I expected to.
