If you see a guy put both of his hands over the top of his head, it might be because he forgot his hat, or maybe he's expecting some incoming bird poop. Or both, I guess. Could happen.
Captain Attention Deficit & Hyperactivity Disorder was distracted by a fly and took off after it. They're now engaged in a dogfight over Philadelphia.
Caught a fly in my soup, taking a poop, over the side of his sloop. That's it — after today I'm never eating here again. (Little fucker wasn't even wearing a Coast Guard approved life jacket.)
If pigs could fly, I'd never buy a house near the airport, but if hamsters could fly, I'd start my own air force. Because fun!
Flightless Farnsworth, the Man With No Aeroplane. Appearing by appointment only. (Thursdays.)
To demonstrate the Coriolis effect, I loosened all my flaps and then spun around like crazy. And then I forget what came next but it was probably pretty cool.
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Me? Keeping my flaps polished from here on out.
