Wednesday, March 19, 2025

House Music

House Music

They got this music playing where I eat lunch. Slows me down. Keeps knocking me out of my chair. Yes, it's loud, but it's free, for as much as I can stand.

Cheez Whiz ain't my idea of a great musical instrument but I guess I really need to wait until I hear the whole orchestra before making a final decision.

Let's set everyone to music. Gravy music, cholesterol music, plain water music. Whatever — let's just get on it.

I never listen to music any more, since they stopped putting it in Cracker Jack boxes, around 1953 or so.

I never listen to music unless I find some in my pocket, mixed in with the lint.

I never listen to music unless I happen to get some as change.

 


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Me? Patiently listening quietly for the mouse flutes.