Captain Outrage is pissed again. Happens every Monday in non-leap years. Also Tuesdays in leap years in all months of more than 17 days.
Captain Automatic says: "Never smoke cigarette butts you find in the gutter. It's much better to smoke something else, like fish."
Captain Automatic seldom does anything deliberately. Prefers to wing it on autopilot.
Captain Bruce Lee Lookalike wasn't, not really, according to those who consider themselves to be experts in the field, and there are some, though few of us care to validate these presumed facts.
Captain Projectile Vomiting took home the gold last weekend, scoring 98 out of a possible 98.6, including several bullseyes, and only one slight mishap that temporarily hospitalized one of the unofficial scorekeeper's pet rats.
Captain Rainbow Nose Hairs released a new press release releasing all of us from all responsibility for anything accidentally released into the air before, during, or after tonight's Thoughts On Spots And Sparkles press conference and potluck dinner. Free rainbow nose combs will be handed out, weather permitting, if we have any. So be there or be elsewhere, and please remember to comb your nose.
Have anything worth adding? Then try sosayseff@gmail.com
Me? Have never barfed, not even once, except in public a few times.
