I just broke my pen and now I have no more pals at all, unless you can say that about pocket lint. Hello in there, Linty-Poo. Peek! Helloooo.
I just broke my pen because it wrote naughty words? Because I'm clumpsy? Wa? #WeMayNeverKnow
I just broke my pen, and so the universe now will be drawing to a close.
I just broke my pen, so whutta fock em I a writing dis wid? #CleverMe #IGotsFingersStill
I just broke my pen. Have to go back to finger work for my future nose picking.
I just broke my pen. So I'm not writing any more ransom notes then.
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Me? Can't figure out if I'm wrong or write.