Cat food should be legally available to all children on a need-to-know basis.
Cats don't drink much. At least when offered butt lube. That's what I heard anyway when I asked around. Got some funny looks too.
I dreamed that I was a meatball. Then I woke up and realized that I still am. And am still hiding from the cat.
I finally found out what the cat does all night. Sleeps.
I touched a pussy today, and then it bit me. #EverHappenToYou?
I was only 15 seconds late with my rent and the cat still got all hissy about it. If this happens too often I'll have to remind him who has the opposable thumbs around here, and the driver's license.
I've really fallen behind in posting to my blog. My dog ate it. Then my hamster ate the dog. (Good boy, Nibbles.) Then my cat and the hamster hit the road on my riding lawnmower. (I didn't have one, but this makes a better story.) One of them must have souped it up because I couldn't catch them, but at this point in the story, who was driving and who masterminded all this don't make much difference. So that's why I'm behind, and anyway I need a nap, and maybe a beer.
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Me? Strictly believing all of this, now and forever.
