Saint Lorenzo of the Rubber Duckies is retiring soon. Watch for lots of bath toys showing up on eBay, or at Saint Optimist's Recycling And Tyre Center.
Salmon P. Fishfart was the third US Secretary of the Treasury and Keeper of the National Aquarium. His nickname was "Bubbles", as you might have guessed, and he wore shoes to work, most days, but sometimes flippers.
Saturday afternoons are the best, because it's Saturday, and afternoon, and it's the one day of the week when nobody ever tries to set me on fire, all of which is good, from my perspective. Your thoughts may differ in some respects, but you can't say that I still don't love you.
Sister Jensen attacked another pyramid yesterday. Meanwhile I, sitting here in the dark, counting my toes, never seem to get the same answer twice.
So a chicken walks into a bar and they shoo it out again. Pretty cool trick, eh? This is no joke.
So I hear that there is a giant comet out there, newly discovered, at least 80 miles in diameter, doing nothing in particular. And what am I up to? No one ever asks, even though I am so much less dusty.
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