Captain Miscegenation was ejected from the group for miscegellaneous mischief.
Captain Rubber Ducky is currently locked in the bathroom. The sound of splashing water is heard.
Captain Random Acts of Kindliness has been bought by Koch Industries and will be mulched, and then composted.
Captain Impressive Bladder Control is holding on.
It is nearing June and Captain Do Your Own Taxes is once again approaching a state of complete torpor.
Captain Anonymous was to have been awarded a plaque for outstanding service, but no one could recognize him in the audience, or remember just what it was that he was supposed to have done.
Captain Shortstop went long. We haven't seen him since.
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so says eff: sporadic spurts of grade eff distraction
definitions: outdoor terms
fiyh: dave's little guide to ultralight backpacking stoves
boyb: dave's little guide to backpacks
snorpy bits: nibbling away at your sanity
last seen receding: missives from a certain mobile homer
noseyjoe: purposefully poking my proboscis into technicals
