I had an uncle who spent too much time thinking about the wrong things and eventually turned into a chicken. Then someone cooked and ate him. Don't let this happen to you. Don't be a dumb cluck. Take off your beak when in public, and always wear a hat.
The crowd just arrived. Everyone is wearing hats. Some wear several, stacked, and are waving their feelers with excitement.
The man who mistook his hat for next Thursday afternoon — has to be a story in there somewhere.
Wednesday is "Wear Your Hat Backward" day, which is nice if you normally walk like that, because then there is at least one day a year when you can feel like a normal person and wear a hat. Am I making sense yet?
Is that a hat on your hair or hair on your hat? I can't tell from here and I'm too tired to come over there and set it on fire just to see what happens.
My other uncle invented the WeenTopper. It's a hat made out of hot dogs, so you can have sun protection and lunch all at once. Definitely a pretty new concept. At the moment he's still working to get the bugs out.
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Me? Wondering what vomeronasal really is.
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so says eff: sporadic spurts of grade eff distraction
definitions: outdoor terms
fiyh: dave's little guide to ultralight backpacking stoves
boyb: dave's little guide to backpacks
snorpy bits: nibbling away at your sanity
last seen receding: missives from a certain mobile homer
noseyjoe: purposefully poking my proboscis into technicals
