Do any dead people have fun on the Day of the Dead, or are they just faking it? (I do.)
Do any squirrels come shrink-wrapped? Or even gift wrapped?
Do they have cubicles in Iceland, or is it always the full-size ones?
Does Rolf play golf? If not, it seems inevitable, don't you think? (Cue the sound of vegetables screaming.)
Don't think twice — it's all right. (Unless you think twice and actually catch on.)
Every now and then I used to set fire to myself, just to see if I'd notice, and I always did. So there's that. (It's nice when things work as expected.)
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Me? I'm secretly organic.
