Saturday, October 04, 2025

Not My Real Hobby

Not My Real Hobby

Would people like me any better if I painted myself red? Is that the best color?

Wombats never apologize.

Why did "physical education" in all my school years never amount to more than a bunch of kids running around and bumping into things? Me, I learned how to do that on my own, at home, and Mom never made me shower after.

While I was out hiking I spotted a rock trying to sneak up on me. I contemplated trying to outwait it, but finally decided to outwit it by making a run for it. Luckily I'm still fast enough for that, and got away with only a few minor bite marks.

What if buttheads needed to be licensed? Maybe I'd have to find another hobby.

Saw my ex last night, looking like she got the bald end of the weasel. Can't say I envy her any more.

 


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