Saturday, October 18, 2025

Spread Lightly, Spread Thinly

Spread Lightly, Spread Thinly

Cream cheese — Creamy but not so cheesy. Does it matter? Someone must know. I don't.

Cousin Claudia died. I wish I'd known her better. I think they composted her. Now it's definitely too late.

Credit where credit is due, as they say, and don't you owe me a few million?

Darnell Todefreek, at your service. Capable at many small tasks, and ready at a moment's nottle.

Dear Sweet Nothings: Please come back and blow in my ear again. I miss you. And your sister, Kinky-Jean, too. But maybe her more. I think I do lean in her direction. She's quite bendy, is she. Bendy is good. I like bendy Jean to some degree of excess.

Deep fried toad — disgusting. Whatever happened to good old snotburgers?

 


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