No, Captain Tiddlywinks isn't flirting. He's just like that. Can't help it. Just step back a few feet. (You never know when he'll go off.)
Captain Serious Nasal Dripping has something to say, but won't say what it is, except that it may involve an oil change and also a small amount of vanilla ice cream. Right now we're waiting for his next note to be dropped from the castle tower.
Captain Anonymous started a business. Called it "Random Blankware". No one showed up for the grand opening. Only some flies. He declared victory, closed up shop the next day, and retired. We think. No one could identify him. Not even a lingering smell.
Captain Let Bygones Be Bygones eventually became so mellow that he just turned into butter on warm day, and melted right away. Unfortunately, that was only one short day before the popcorn festival, so we truly and really felt the loss.
Captain Mucilage ended up in a sticky mess, the kind that only gets worse the more you struggle. And he did, and it did. Everyone who knew the score finally just turned around and went back home.
Captain Painful Rectal Itch retired from entertainment after SNL scratched him (circa 1979, I think).
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Me? Haven't quite earned my stripes yet. Not even the cat salutes. At dinnertime. Go figure.
