Don't shake hands with Captain Mucilage. You have been warned.
Captain Wiggly Butt Cheeks proves to be annoying after a while, when the novelty wears thin and after just a bit too much farting.
Captain Untrimmed Nose Hairs once again came in first at the international Glistening Twine Competition, primarily due, it is reported, to his unmatched braiding technique, and also his refusal to "just go away".
Captain Tuna Salad Sandwich has once again been out in the sun too long. Probably a good idea to steer clear for a while, at least until the room is aired out.
Captain Tremulous Twitching is getting on my nerves again. (Thought you might like to know.)
Captain Third-Tier Used Car Lot is...well...you can probably guess if you don't try too hard.
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